A Few Back to School Jokes

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Going back to school is no joke, but often a few funny knock knock jokes, or silly joke stories about going back to school or school in general can help alleviate some of the pressure kids feel about school.

Here are some funny jokes about getting to school:

Let’s start with the classic knock knock joke:

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Now let’s look at funny jokes that are play on words:

Q: How did you find school today?
A: I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.

Q: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Q: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A: Geometry

Let’s look at a few classic jokes about going back to school:

Kid: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
Mom: What was that?
Kid: My homework!

Q: What school supply is always tired?
A: A knapsack!

Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum” a steam train says, “Chew chew!”

Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when its clean?
A: A blackboard!

Here are a few funny teacher related jokes:

Kid: I think we need a new teacher.
Mom: Why is that?
Kid: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.

Mom: What did you learn today?
Kid: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Jokes about not loving school:

Teacher: James, where is your homework?
Pupil: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: You said it was a piece of cake!

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Pupil: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Pupil: I’m paying as little attention as I can.

If your child is not excited about school, share some of these jokes with them, it will lighten the mood, and make school less of an overwhelming thought. There are all kinds of funny jokes out there, so find ones that your kid will appreciate. Or make up your own using some classic templates like the knock knock, or the word play. You never know how creative you can be when it comes to going back to school jokes. Click here to submit your own joke at JokesByKids.com.

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