Ogden Nash

Requiem

There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She replied, “When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez.” Ogden Nas…[Continue]

The Camel

The Camel has a single hump, The dromedary two, Or is it just the other way, I’m never sure — are you? Ogden Nas…[Continue]

The Ant

The ant has made himself illustrious Through constant industry industrious. So what? Would you be calm and placid If you were full of formic acid? Ogden Nas…[Continue]