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You can register online at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computercamp.com\">http:\/\/www.computercamp.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I am continuing the tradition of offering games for the weekly<br \/>\ntopic — but I’ve moved their addresses down the newsletter to just<br \/>\nbelow the topic title — which this week is funny poems.\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Today’s newsletter is made possible by:<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<LI><b>30% Off Select Specialty Toys at KBkids.com!<\/b><br \/>\nAt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kbkids.com\/bp\/index.html??keycode=aeqj\">KBkids.com<\/a>, you’ll find award-winning educational products designed to help children learn, grow, and have fun. Search by premier brands like Chicco and Learning Resources, or by favorite characters like Curious George and Franklin. Or shop by specific developmental categories and age-ranges for additional<br \/>\ngift ideas.<br \/>\nAnd for a limited time, receive 30% off select Specialty items. But hurry! 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When you join<br \/>\nas a trial member your child will receive a Free Personalized Craft<br \/>\nBox filled with Crayola crayons, glue, gluestick, and safety<br \/>\nscissors. There are no minimums, no obligations, and you may cancel<br \/>\nanytime. Join at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.togethertime.com\/jointogethertime.htm\">TogetherTime.com<\/a>.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><BR><H2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funnypoems.htm\">Laugh-Out-Loud Poems<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>~~~~~~~ Try the Surfnetkids Poetry Activities: ~~~~~~~<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-sw.htm\">Poem Machine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-wm.htm\">Virtual Poetry<\/a><br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><P>Do your kids think poetry is stuffy and boring? Then have I got a surprise for them! I’ve personally selected these five poetry collections for their laugh-ability. These funny poems are best when shared aloud, so go grab your loved ones \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and read them a funny poem. After all, April is National Poetry Month. <\/P><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www2.pair.com\/mgraz\/Lear\/learwk.html\"><\/p>\n<h2>Edward Lear’s Nonsense Works<\/h2>\n<p>http:\/\/www2.pair.com\/mgraz\/Lear\/learwk.html<br \/>\n<\/A><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/star5.gif\" alt=\"*****\" width=\"250\" height=\"34\"><br \/>\n<P>“There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, ‘It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!'” Edward Lear’s “A Book of Nonsense” (a collection of 112 limericks for children) was first published in 1846. “It was the convention at the time for children’s books to be published anonymously, so there was no mention of Lear’s name in the book.” This fan site, created by an Italian high school teacher (he actually teaches English, but he does it in Italy) includes all of Lear’s limericks as well as biographical notes and commentary.<\/P><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.gigglepoetry.com\/\"><\/p>\n<h2>Giggle Poetry<\/h2>\n<p>http:\/\/www.gigglepoetry.com\/<\/A><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/star5.gif\" alt=\"*****\" width=\"250\" height=\"34\"><br \/>\n<P>Bruce Lansky’s books are among America’s best-selling children’s poetry books, with more than 500,000 copies in print. His site not only includes a large archive of funny poems (from Lansky and other Meadowbrook Press poets), it also has fill-in-the-blank poetry activities, advice for would-be poets, and poems to grade (which ones are good enough to be published?) Here’s a familiar one with a twisted ending, written by Bill Dodd. “Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, until you hit the waterfall \u00e2\u20ac\u201c then you’ll start to scream.” <\/P><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.night.net\/tucker\/\"><\/p>\n<h2>Grandpa Tucker’s Rhymes and Tales<\/h2>\n<p>http:\/\/www.night.net\/tucker\/<\/A><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/star5.gif\" alt=\"*****\" width=\"250\" height=\"34\"><br \/>\n<P>I can picture Grandpa Tucker in my mind’s eye, my imagination encouraged by his cartoon figure and the bluegrass music playing in the background. Grandpa Tucker writes an original monthly story in verse, and shares his collection of fun illustrated poems. He offers this advice to parents. “….I believe that the most important reading being done anywhere in the world is when an adult reads to a child. I believe children will leave Nintendo or stop roller blading for a few minutes to share the closeness of sharing a story.”<\/P><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.poetry4kids.com\"><\/p>\n<h2>Poetry for Kids<\/h2>\n<p>http:\/\/www.poetry4kids.com<\/A><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/star5.gif\" alt=\"*****\" width=\"250\" height=\"34\"><br \/>\n<P>Kenn Nesbitt is an young poet (I get to call him that \u00e2\u20ac\u02dccause he’s younger then me) who writes zany poems with hysterically funny punch lines. Try reading them aloud to your kids or your class, or better yet, have your children read them to their friends and classmates. Here’s a snippet from “The Amusement Park.” ” We went to an amusement park, my family and I. We rode on rides so scary I expected I would die. We rode a rollercoaster called The Homicidal Comet. It had so many loop-de-loops it nearly made us vomit.”<\/P><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.wco.com\/~veeceet\/kids\/nash.html\"><\/p>\n<h2>The Verse of Ogden Nash<\/h2>\n<p>http:\/\/www.wco.com\/~veeceet\/kids\/nash.html <\/A><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/star4.gif\" alt=\"****\" width=\"201\" height=\"32\"><br \/>\n<P>“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.” I remember Ogden Nash from my childhood (“The Tale of Custard the Dragon” in particular) and I think this collection of eight animal poems is a perfect Ogden Nash introduction for a new generation of fans. 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