{"id":1680,"date":"2008-01-02T04:34:33","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T04:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/go\/newsletters\/1680\/2008-01-02\/"},"modified":"2008-01-02T04:34:33","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T04:34:33","slug":"surfnetkids_02_jan_2008_funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/newsletters\/2008-01-02\/1680\/","title":{"rendered":"[Surfnetkids: 02 Jan 2008] Funny Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"[Surfnetkids Free Newsletter] Funny Jokes<\/title><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/snk-logo.gif\" hspace=\"8\" vspace=\"8\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Surfing the Net with Kids\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>Surfing the Net with Kids FREE Newsletter <\/b><br \/>\n…Please Forward…<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/emailedition.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/emailedition.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>Table of Contents<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>1. Introduction <br \/>\n2. Sponsor’s Spot: Computer Cases<br \/>\n3. Weekly Topic: Funny Jokes<br \/>\n4. What Did We Miss? Submit Site or Link To Us<br \/>\n5. Note from a Reader<br \/>\n6. Quote of the Week<br \/>\n7. Classified Ads<br \/>\n8. Subscription Management<\/p>\n<p><\/b><br \/>\n<SPAN><b>#1. January 2, 2008<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/bjf-small.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Barbara J. Feldman\" align=\"bottom\" width=\"58\" height=\"58\"><br \/>\nDear Barbara,<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year! We’ve had a whirlwind winter break so far, and I’ve not quite settled into work yet. Hope yours was wonderful too.<\/p>\n<p>See ya on the Net,<br \/>\nBarbara J. Feldman <br \/>\n"Surfing the Net with Kids"<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>#2. Computer Cases<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqzyfj.com\/click-751004-10439991\" target=\"_top\">Dress that old PC with a new case from Newegg.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>#3. Funny Jokes<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>by Barbara J. Feldman <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_jokes.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_jokes.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Funny Jokes Printable (** for premium members only) <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_jokes.pdf\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_jokes.pdf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nToday’s collection of web picks is all about clean, funny jokes designed to get you LOL* or better yet ROTFL.** Laugher is good medicine for all ages. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>#1 All Kids Humor<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kidhumor.glowport.com\/\">http:\/\/kidhumor.glowport.com\/<\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star4.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"****\"> <br \/>\nAnimal jokes are a perennial favorite, and at #1 All Kids Humor there is no shortage of animal categories to choose from. Need a reptile joke for a school project? You’ll find six pages of them at # 1 All Kids, along with three pages of worm jokes, fourteen pages of elephant jokes, four pages of chicken humor and more! In addition to the animal jokes, there are five other main categories, many of which are further divided into additional topics.<\/p>\n<p>AzKidsNet: Knock Knock Jokes<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azkidsnet.com\/JSknockjoke.htm\">http:\/\/www.azkidsnet.com\/JSknockjoke.htm<\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star4.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"****\"> <br \/>\nAs good comedians know, how a joke is presented is just as important as the joke itself. I like the presentation at AzKidsNet because the punchline is hidden until you make it appear. On the Knock Knock Jokes pages, simply hover over “Who’s There?” to see the question, and then move over to “Answer” to see the punchline. The other joke pages, such as Elephant Jokes, Riddles and Brainteasers, use a variety of different (but easy to use) click and hover techniques to keep the answers hidden until you are ready for them.<\/p>\n<p>OWL: The Last Laugh<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.owlkids.com\/owl\/laugh.html\">http:\/\/www.owlkids.com\/owl\/laugh.html<\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star3.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"***\"> <br \/>\nOWLKids of Canada serves up riddles, knock-knock jokes and moaners in a fun format that doesn’t ruin the punchline. “Why is an egg like a promise?” To find out click on the Next Joke button. After the jokes, explore the rest of the site, which features puzzles and articles from the publishers of three children’s magazines: Chirp (for three to six year olds), ChickaDEE (for kids six to nine) and OWL (for nine and up).<\/p>\n<p>*LOL – chat acronym for “laughing out loud”<br \/>\n**ROTFL – chat acronym for “rolling on the floor laughing”<\/p>\n<p><b> … Click to continue <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_jokes.htm\">Funny Jokes<\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b> #4. What Did We Miss? Submit or Link To Us<\/b><\/SPAN><\/p>\n<p>Do you know of a great funny joke site that we didn’t include? Click here to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/reader\/submit-review.php\">submit a site review<\/a>. <br \/> Click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/reader\/\">here to browse the most recent site reviews written by our readers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have your own website? Here’s the code to link to this week’s topic:<br \/>\n<textarea cols=\"60\" rows=\"3\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_jokes.htm\"> Funny Jokes<\/a><\/textarea><\/p>\n<p>For more link options (including daily content applets and RSS feeds) see:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/link.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/link.htm<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/daily.html\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/daily.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>#5. Note from a Reader<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dear Ms Barbara, <br \/>\nI would like to say THANK YOU for your great service. The site really has enriched me a lot. The information you have provided really great, and I always look forward to reading them next year. Happy New Year, and keep on this great site. <br \/>\nRehing Rufinus<\/p>\n<p>**Printables Club members get 6 to 9 recommended sites (instead of the 3 included in this free newsletter) and<br \/>\noodles of additional educational content with the Surfnetkids<br \/>\nPremium Newsletter.<br \/>\nLearn more with a ten-day trial:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>#6. Quote of the Week<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.” ~~ Kurt Vonnegut (1922 – 2007) American novelist<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/related.php?t=Kurt+Vonnegut\">Click here for more on Kurt Vonnegut<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Daily Education Quote via Email<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/quotations\/\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/quotations\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><SPAN><b>#7. Surfnetkids Classified Ads<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>No time to workout? No problem! Introducing the amazing new workout program that’s the laziest way to get in shape – works almost any place, anytime, anywhere…even while watching TV!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fit-and-sit.com\">http:\/\/www.fit-and-sit.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Online games turn ordinary school assignments into interactive fun.<br \/>\nShow your kids how to author word searches, jigsaws and<br \/>\ncrossword puzzles. <br \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.how2add.com\"> http:\/\/www.how2add.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Got printer? Need ink?<br \/>\nFree shipping. Free gifts.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.123printerink.net\">http:\/\/www.123printerink.net<\/a><\/p>\n<p>FUN GIFT IDEA: Puzzle Clonzz jigsaw paper for printing<br \/>\nforty-piece jigsaw puzzles from your computer printer.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/surfnetkids.com\/puzzleclonzz.htm\">http:\/\/surfnetkids.com\/puzzleclonzz.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Want to get the word out? 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