[Surfnetkids Free Newsletter] Funny Poets<\/title> \n<\/head><\/p>\n<BODY BGCOLOR=\"white\" LINK=\"Blue\" VLINK=\"#400080\" ALINK=\"Red\" TEXT=\"Black\"> \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\">Surfnetkids.com<\/a> \n \nSurfing the Net with Kids FREE Newsletter <\/b><\/p>\n#1. April 11, 2012<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/bjf-small.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Barbara J. Feldman\" align=\"bottom\" width=\"58\" height=\"58\"> \nDear Reader,<\/p>\nI am penning this note to you from an Aroma café in a busy Israeli mall off the highway on the way to a kibbutz guest house on the Kinneret (also known as the Sea of Galilee.)<\/p>\nI hope you had a wonderful Easter and\/or a marvelous Passover.<\/p>\nAs we say in Israel, “Hag Sameach!”<\/p>\nSee ya on the Net, \nBarbara J. Feldman \n"Surfing the Net with Kids" \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n#2. Funny Poets<\/b><\/span><\/p>\nby Barbara J. Feldman \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm<\/a><\/p>\nFunny Poets Printable (** for premium members only) \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_poets.pdf\"> https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_poets.pdf<\/a><\/p>\nForget everything you learned about dead poets in high school. These funny poets have a way with words that will charm the giggles out of you, and maybe even inspire you (and your kids) to write some funny poems of your own.<\/p>\nFizzy Funny Fuzzy \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nYou’ll laugh out loud reading these silly poems composed especially for kids by poet Gareth Lancaster. Topics include things like being late for school, having an especially naughty family member, and being forced to eat your vegetables ?- in short, topics kids will identify with and laugh at. They won’t even realize they’re learning new vocabulary and picking up on new synonyms. Check the list of topical poems on the left sidebar to find poems especially suited for holidays, about animals, or even about peculiar people. <\/p>\nGiggle Poetry \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nReading silly poems is great, but writing your own is even better. Bruce Lansky and the other poets at Giggle Poetry provide online instruction on how to write poetry especially designed to get kids interested in and learning about different forms of poems. The fill-in-the-blank poetry section also lets kids practice rhyming ? and take in a positive message at the same time. One of the poems with blanks, for example, helps teach kids how harmful smoking can be. <\/p>\nPoetry 4 Kids \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nWith a huge collection of funny poems, poetry lessons, a rhyming dictionary and a podcast of audio poems that you can subscribe to via iTunes, there is lots to read and do here at Kenn Nesbitt’s web home. Add to the mix some poetry games and contests, you have a recipe for fun! To find the poetry lessons, look in the left-hand menu under Poetry Fun. The simple explanations cover different forms of poetry, including acrostic poems, cinquain poems, clerihews, diamante poems, exaggeration poems, haikus, limericks, funny list poems, fractured nursery rhymes, and silly song parodies. <\/p>\n … Click to continue <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm\">Funny Poets <\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n #3. Printables Club Members Also Get … <\/b><\/span><\/p>\nSurfnetkids Printables Club Members also get the following printables to use in the classroom, the computer lab, the school library, or to send home with students:<\/p>\nFunny Poets Printable<\/p>\nPoetry Wikipedia Printable \n Types of Poetry Printable \n Funny Poems Printable<\/p>\n*** Are you curious? Get your own ten-day trial membership: \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n#4. Related Games<\/b><\/span><\/p>\nTypes of Poetry Word Search \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/types_of_poetry-ws.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/types_of_poetry-ws.htm<\/a><\/p>\n Virtual Poetry \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-wm.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-wm.htm<\/a><\/p>\n The Poem Machine \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-sw.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-sw.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n #5. Surfing the Calendar<\/B><\/span><\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/gibraltar.htm\" >Spain Cedes Gibraltar to Great Britain<\/a> Apr 11, 1713<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/civil_war.htm\" >Civil War Begins with Confederate Attack on Fort Sumter<\/a> Apr 12, 1861<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/jonas_salk.htm\" >Jonas Salk’s Polio Vaccine Declared Safe and Effective<\/a> Apr 12, 1955<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/space_shuttle.htm\" >First Space Shuttle Launch<\/a> Apr 12, 1981<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/thomas_jefferson.htm\" >Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday<\/a> Apr 13, 1743<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/scrabble.htm\" >Alfred Butts’ (Inventor of Scrabble) Birthday<\/a> Apr 13, 1899<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/leonardo.htm\" >Leonardo da Vinci’s Birthday<\/a> Apr 15, 1452<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/titanic.htm\" >Titanic Disaster<\/a> Apr 15, 1912<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/volunteer.htm\" >National Volunteer Week<\/a> Apr 15-21, 2012<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/paul_revere.htm\" >Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride<\/a> Apr 18, 1775<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/earthquakes.htm\" >San Francisco Earthquake<\/a> Apr 18, 1906<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/coloring\/animals\/pet\/\" >Pet Owners Day<\/a> Apr 18, 2012<\/p>\n<\/p>\n #6. 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\n\t[Surfnetkids Free Newsletter] Funny Poets<\/title> \n<\/head><\/p>\n<BODY BGCOLOR=\"white\" LINK=\"Blue\" VLINK=\"#400080\" ALINK=\"Red\" TEXT=\"Black\"> \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\">Surfnetkids.com<\/a> \n \nSurfing the Net with Kids FREE Newsletter <\/b><\/p>\n#1. April 11, 2012<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/bjf-small.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Barbara J. Feldman\" align=\"bottom\" width=\"58\" height=\"58\"> \nDear Reader,<\/p>\nI am penning this note to you from an Aroma café in a busy Israeli mall off the highway on the way to a kibbutz guest house on the Kinneret (also known as the Sea of Galilee.)<\/p>\nI hope you had a wonderful Easter and\/or a marvelous Passover.<\/p>\nAs we say in Israel, “Hag Sameach!”<\/p>\nSee ya on the Net, \nBarbara J. Feldman \n"Surfing the Net with Kids" \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n#2. Funny Poets<\/b><\/span><\/p>\nby Barbara J. Feldman \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm<\/a><\/p>\nFunny Poets Printable (** for premium members only) \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_poets.pdf\"> https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables\/files\/printables-club\/funny_poets.pdf<\/a><\/p>\nForget everything you learned about dead poets in high school. These funny poets have a way with words that will charm the giggles out of you, and maybe even inspire you (and your kids) to write some funny poems of your own.<\/p>\nFizzy Funny Fuzzy \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nYou’ll laugh out loud reading these silly poems composed especially for kids by poet Gareth Lancaster. Topics include things like being late for school, having an especially naughty family member, and being forced to eat your vegetables ?- in short, topics kids will identify with and laugh at. They won’t even realize they’re learning new vocabulary and picking up on new synonyms. Check the list of topical poems on the left sidebar to find poems especially suited for holidays, about animals, or even about peculiar people. <\/p>\nGiggle Poetry \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nReading silly poems is great, but writing your own is even better. Bruce Lansky and the other poets at Giggle Poetry provide online instruction on how to write poetry especially designed to get kids interested in and learning about different forms of poems. The fill-in-the-blank poetry section also lets kids practice rhyming ? and take in a positive message at the same time. One of the poems with blanks, for example, helps teach kids how harmful smoking can be. <\/p>\nPoetry 4 Kids \n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/images\/kid-sml-star5.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"*****\"> \nWith a huge collection of funny poems, poetry lessons, a rhyming dictionary and a podcast of audio poems that you can subscribe to via iTunes, there is lots to read and do here at Kenn Nesbitt’s web home. Add to the mix some poetry games and contests, you have a recipe for fun! To find the poetry lessons, look in the left-hand menu under Poetry Fun. The simple explanations cover different forms of poetry, including acrostic poems, cinquain poems, clerihews, diamante poems, exaggeration poems, haikus, limericks, funny list poems, fractured nursery rhymes, and silly song parodies. <\/p>\n … Click to continue <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/funny_poets.htm\">Funny Poets <\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n #3. Printables Club Members Also Get … <\/b><\/span><\/p>\nSurfnetkids Printables Club Members also get the following printables to use in the classroom, the computer lab, the school library, or to send home with students:<\/p>\nFunny Poets Printable<\/p>\nPoetry Wikipedia Printable \n Types of Poetry Printable \n Funny Poems Printable<\/p>\n*** Are you curious? Get your own ten-day trial membership: \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/printables-club.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n#4. Related Games<\/b><\/span><\/p>\nTypes of Poetry Word Search \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/types_of_poetry-ws.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/types_of_poetry-ws.htm<\/a><\/p>\n Virtual Poetry \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-wm.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-wm.htm<\/a><\/p>\n The Poem Machine \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-sw.htm\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/games\/funnypoems-sw.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n #5. Surfing the Calendar<\/B><\/span><\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/gibraltar.htm\" >Spain Cedes Gibraltar to Great Britain<\/a> Apr 11, 1713<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/civil_war.htm\" >Civil War Begins with Confederate Attack on Fort Sumter<\/a> Apr 12, 1861<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/jonas_salk.htm\" >Jonas Salk’s Polio Vaccine Declared Safe and Effective<\/a> Apr 12, 1955<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/space_shuttle.htm\" >First Space Shuttle Launch<\/a> Apr 12, 1981<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/thomas_jefferson.htm\" >Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday<\/a> Apr 13, 1743<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/scrabble.htm\" >Alfred Butts’ (Inventor of Scrabble) Birthday<\/a> Apr 13, 1899<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/leonardo.htm\" >Leonardo da Vinci’s Birthday<\/a> Apr 15, 1452<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/titanic.htm\" >Titanic Disaster<\/a> Apr 15, 1912<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/volunteer.htm\" >National Volunteer Week<\/a> Apr 15-21, 2012<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/paul_revere.htm\" >Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride<\/a> Apr 18, 1775<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/earthquakes.htm\" >San Francisco Earthquake<\/a> Apr 18, 1906<\/p>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/coloring\/animals\/pet\/\" >Pet Owners Day<\/a> Apr 18, 2012<\/p>\n<\/p>\n #6. Quote of the Week<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n“Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.” ~~ Robert Frost ~~ (March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963) American poet. Click here for more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightafire.com\/quotations\/authors\/robert-frost\/\">Robert Frost quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n #7. Subscription Management<\/b><\/span><\/p>\nTo get your own free weekly subscription: \n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/newsletter\/\">https:\/\/www.surfnetkids.com\/newsletter\/<\/a><\/p>\nNeed help? Get support at: \n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.replytobarbara.com\">ReplyToBarbara.com<\/a> \n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \nCopyright © 2012 by Surfnetkids.com, Inc. \n991C Lomas Santa Fe Dr #415, Solana Beach, CA 92075 \nPublication in any medium is strictly prohibited without prior \nwritten permission. This means you are NOT allowed to post this \nnewsletter on your website, in your school publication, nor distribute \nit to an email list. 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