Handy Pandy, Jack-a-dandy, Loves plum cake and sugar candy. He bought some at a grocer’s shop, And out he came, hop, hop, hop!…[Continue]
I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell, The reason why, I cannot tell; But this I know, and know full well, I do not like thee, Doctor Fell….[Continue]
Cross Patch, Draw the Latch
Cross patch, draw the latch, Sit by the fire and spin; Take a cup and drink it up, Then call your neighbors in….[Continue]
Bonny Lass
Bonny lass, pretty lass, wilt thou be mine? Thou shall not wash dishes, Nor yet serve the swine; Thou shalt sit on a cushion, and sew a fine seam, And thou shalt eat strawberries, sugar, and cream!…[Continue]
Ding Dong Bell
Ding, dong, bell, Pussy’s in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Green. Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout. What a naughty boy was that, To try to drown poor pussy cat, Who never did him any harm, …[Continue]
Lady Of Ryde
There was a Young Lady of Ryde, Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied; She purchased some clogs, and some small spotty Dogs, And frequently walked about Ryde. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Young Lady Whose Eyes
There was a Young Lady whose eyes Were unique as to color and size; When she opened them wide, people all turned aside, And started away in surprise. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Old Lady Whose Folly
There was an Old Lady whose folly Induced her to sit in a holly; Whereon, by a thorn her dress being torn, She quickly became melancholy. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Man Of Vesuvius
There was an Old Man of Vesuvius, Who studied the works of Vitruvius; When the flames burnt his book, to drinking he took, That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Old Man Of Peru
There was an Old Man of Peru. Who never knew what he should do; So he tore off his hair, and behaved like a bear, That intrinsic Old Man of Peru. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Man Of Bohemia
There was an Old Man of Bohemia, Whose daughter was christened Euphemia; But one day, to his grief, she married a thief, Which grieved that Old Man of Bohemia. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Old Man Of Coblenz
There was an Old Man of Coblenz, The length of whose legs was immense; He went with one prance from Turkey to France, That surprising Old Man of Coblenz. Edward Lear…[Continue]
